Who's with me on this one?

I propose that we start a Gay Securities and Exchange Commision. Gay men who pratice unethical relationship behaviors - trading their partners in when their perceived stock price goes down - could be charged and convicted of bad relationship behavior and sent to a facility to spend their days with others of their own kind.

We could probably get Falcon Video to underwrite the cost for the filming rights, since it would be a non-stop-sex-pig-orgy. So... we don't have to deal with the jerks, the jerks get to have all the pig sex they want and Falcon Video makes money. WIn Win Win.

Yes - the gay neighborhoods would be decimated and certain bars and bathhouses would suffer. But in the long-run - wouldn't it be worth it?

I don't know - too bitter?